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Top Ten Ways To Know You Are In A Bad Church

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10.The church bus has gun racks.

 

9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

 

8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

 

7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

 

6. Choir wears leather robes.

 

5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."

 

4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

 

3. Karaoke Worship Time!

 

2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

 

1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

 

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